The first machine I ran Linux on was a 486DX 33MHz too. I think it had 8 MB (or some weird thing like 4 MB originally and randomly stuck 8 MB addition? I don’t remember anymore.)

“There are two things that I hate about the immigrants”, said the random dingdong in one breath, “first of all, they’re not doing any work, and second of all, they take all of our jobs.”

…I heard this joke in the 1980s. The dingdongs haven’t gotten any less self-contradictory.

“Documentation is like sex: You’re not getting any”