What ever floats your goat.
You can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a butchers ass, but I’d rather take the bulls word for it.
What the fuck is this from? I know this quote; the unflipped one
Tommy Boy.
Thanks. That was making my brain itchy.
It’s like finding a needle in a camel’s back
Which is to say: a whole hell of a lot easier than a camel going through the eye of a needle, to quote JC.
Make like a tree, and get the fuck out
People in glass houses sink ships
Make like a banana and leave.
Whatever bursts your boat.
😂 best one so far
Check out Boondock Saints, from which this is a quote. Hilarious movies
Surely it’s a riff on BTTF’s Biff Tannen right?
That’s about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.
Have a nice trip! See you next winter!
Ya know it might be. I never realized on account of only seeing bttf once when I was young, and never any of the sequels.
In any case, the character that delivers the line in Boondock Saints delivers quite a few malaphors throughout the movie. It’s part of his thing
Ricky-isms. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3dYMQgopIY
Does the pope shit in the woods?
No, but I certainly do
“#makepoopwhilethesunshines”
Daffy Duck one said, “You buttered you’re bread, now sleep in it.” And 10 year old me couldn’t stop laughing.
From the TV show Angel.
Harmony, vampire ex-cheerleader
“You’re preaching to the horse’s mouth!”
That’s a really tough nut to swallow
Lmao
You won.
You can’t crack an omelet without making eggs.
A bird in the hand is worth its weight in gold.
Icarus flew too close to the man in the moon.
Find a penny, pick it up. Would you like some making fuck?
BERSERKER!
Outstanding, friend. Got a laugh out of me.
i like to say “das leben ist kein ponyschlecken” and “das leben ist kein zuckerhof”.
You would say that.
Does the pope shit in the woods?
But nobody is around to smell it, does it have an odor?
Are bears Catholic?
And which one would you rather meet in the middle of a forest?
I used to say “we’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.” all the time! People didn’t like it though.
