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Made my daughter cute panda sandwiches for her lunchbox

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Made my daughter cute panda sandwiches for her lunchbox

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Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world · 6 days ago

Looking for suggestions on what to do with all this scrap bread

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Put them in her lunchbox tomorrow, with dabs of cream cheese, drizzled with strawberry jam.

Tell her they’re what was left after the bears had plastic surgery.

You’ll either be called in for ‘a talk,’ or your daughter will be the hero of the lunch period.

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