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Drew@sopuli.xyzM to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Maaannnn

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Drew@sopuli.xyzM to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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  • Godort@lemm.ee
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    That’s cause the male version is DUUUDE!

    • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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      Duuuuuuuuude is universal.

      Sad: Duuude…
      Happy: Duuuude!
      Excited: Duuuuude!!!
      Mad: Dude!
      Disappointed: dude
      To male friends: Dude
      To female friends: Dude
      To your significant other: Dude

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        And not-gendered.

        I’m a dude, you’re a dude, she’s a dude, we’re all dudes now.

        • warbond@lemmy.world
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          Yes, I fuck dudes, why do you ask?

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            I also fuck dudes, why do you care?

            • warbond@lemmy.world
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              Just to be clear, I only fuck the sorts of dudes who want fuckin, so don’t think of me as some sort of dude-fuck peddler, okay?

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        or Duder, or El Duderino,…

    • Ech@lemm.ee
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      Just gonna leave this here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSh7EcVdnvk

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    What company is ok with their COO saying shit like this next to their name?

    • KickMeElmo@sopuli.xyz
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      Probably self-proclaimed COO of an MLM she sells shit for.

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      deleted by creator

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    Shouldn’t it be „me neither“?

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      Yes it should. Kind of in the same way that it should be “I couldn’t care less” instead of “I could care less” which I’ve seen a lot more in recent years.

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        Bernie said “could care less” in his response to the sotu last night. Made me cringe.

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          Literally just talking about that! I agree that the original intent (and, you know, meanings of words) should make it “couldn’t” but I think the two have linguistically drifted together within the phrase.

          The rules-boy in me rallies against it, but the descriptivist in me celebrates and I couldn’t care less how he said it.

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            Wittgenstein said that language isn’t actually semantic in its natural state. Instead, language serves as a sort of game to accomplish social ends.

            “I could care less” serves the social end of telling everyone you have no critical thinking skills and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

            • JokeDeity@lemm.eeBannedBanned from community
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              Delete it now

            • warbond@lemmy.world
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              Lol, that second thought boomed me pretty good, thanks

            • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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              Lol.

              On a slightly more serious note, it makes dry humor a bit harder to land since you can’t rely on subtlety as much. Like “I could care less about my SO” in context where it’s the punchline of a misdirection joke.

              Such is life though.

    • RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works
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      Yes, do you think someone celebrating sexism is going to be the kind of person that edits their tweets before sending them?

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        Celebrating sexism? Lmao.

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          Do you not see the overt sexism there?

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            I don’t. I see someone pointing out a quirk in language.

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          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women-are-wonderful_effect

          You should read this

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            Women-are-wonderful_effect

            Well yeah, that’s because we are 🥰

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    Both of those have multiple other uses, good and bad. Maaan is used for amazement and girrrl is used for incredulity.

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    Girrrlll, you a nazi.

    Maaaaannn, I love not being a Nazi.

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      Girrrlllll, it’s so brave that you shared that information about yourself in public on the Internet next to a picture of your IRL face.

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    I think it probably has far more to do with phonetics and the ways different sounds carry emotion than with the gender identity we insist upon associating with specific words

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      Kiki booba?

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  • AlDente@sh.itjust.works
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    Yeah boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

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    Misandrist

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    So, she doesn’t realize the thing she just typed out?

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    Disclaimer: this is not doxxing. It is publicly available information on LinkedIn. Thus, this is not against any rules.

    Name: Shali Rana Reed
    Experience: COO and Executive producer at The Reeder (https://thereeder.co/) since December 2017. Located in San Diego, CA, USA

    Enjoy :)

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      And what are we supposed to do with this information?

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        Oh that’s actually non of my business. You could contact her and ask her how she is doing. Just as an idea where to start.

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      Looks like a solo marketing op, she dating/married to that guy?

      Actually, I don’t care. Nor do I care about her name or whatever. Let her live in peace.

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      If only someone did this for healthcare ceos and not LinkedIn lunatics

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