downhomechunk [chicago]@midwest.social to The Right Can't Meme@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months agocan I get a amen?midwest.socialimagemessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1imagecan I get a amen?midwest.socialdownhomechunk [chicago]@midwest.social to The Right Can't Meme@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square42fedilink
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 months agoNot only that, but every 7 year all your cells in your body are replaced. So if you don’t have sex for 7 years, you are back to being a virgin.
minus-squareJax@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 months agoAh yes, obviously this is true. I’ve had to circumcise myself every 7 years as a result. Fortunately foreskins are useful for witchcraft, so it’s kind of like a side hustle.
minus-squareAurenkin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months agoAh yes, the loophole of Theseus.
Not only that, but every 7 year all your cells in your body are replaced.
So if you don’t have sex for 7 years, you are back to being a virgin.
Ah yes, obviously this is true. I’ve had to circumcise myself every 7 years as a result. Fortunately foreskins are useful for witchcraft, so it’s kind of like a side hustle.
Ah yes, the loophole of Theseus.