I really don’t want to go into work tomorrow.
Granted, but it’s a work retreat.
Granted, but you’re now a cop that’s killed an unarmed black toddler
Dammit, Johnson! I told you to sprinkle some crack on it!
Granted, but the pay is minimum wage and stays that way when you come back.
Granted, enjoy your two weeks in Gaza
Granted, it’s bereavement leave. 10 full work days. And your company only offers 2 days paid leave for each death and only for immediate family members. My condolences on your losses.
Granted. You get your paid two weeks, no strings attached. Your new job as transmission tower climber has surprisingly decent benefits.
Your belly distends and you feel a horrible pain. Congratulations, it’s a boy! Enjoy your two whole weeks of maternity leave. And don’t worry about giving insufficient notice, your employer will just deduct it from your vacation time.
Oh god that’s horrific. I love it. Immediate horror and oh god what have I done? Microwave regret available in 30 seconds or less.
Granted. It’s a paid vacation, meaning you have to pay for it.
Granted, it’s a staycation since you’ve contracted COVID.
Granted, it’s called gardening leave, and in 2 weeks you will be unemployed. Enjoy searching for jobs on your vacation
If you were a cop, all you’d have to do is shoot somebody.
Granted you broke your dick in half falling in the shower and have to use your vacation time to recover.