Excuse me but that isn’t an official, original “Colin the Caterpillar” cake from Marks & Spencer, but an inferior and entirely unauthorised " Curly the Caterpillar" clone from Tesco.
As a proponent of fine British cuisine I take offence to this dire misrepresentation.
Oh god you’re right. I’m sorry I was blinded by the glory of the bean pizza and didn’t notice
Glory!?
It is a warcrime
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They should lock the whole country up for the baked beans pizza
Heinz is a US brand. You can blame them.
I’d like to try it though. Looks… interesting.
I prefer to get a normal pizza and put my own baked beans with it.
Look at Gordon Ramsey over here, bet he serves it on a plate and everything
Somehow this is such a Ken M response lol
It’s great that you acknowledge that beans on a pizza is in fact not normal
Not normal for a pizza to come with beans included, no. More normal to provide your own beans.
Yes, as a true Brit you have to have your emergency beanz can with you at all times.
The superior Branston Beans right?
Topped with a few generous dollops of Branston Pickle!
Now you mention it, Branston Pickle pizza sounds pretty great.
Like a cheese and pickle sandwich in pizza form.
I guess this is what the US thinks the UK likes, and the UK likes it enough for Heinz to keep manufacturing it and selling it in their country 😂
Our baked beans taste different to yours. Less sugar probably.
On brand considering the site we’re on
A long, long time ago when I worked somewhere that briefly made Fridays optional over time days, on a Friday we’d order breakfast to work sausage, bacon, eggs, tomatoes, and beans on something baguette like was very common. The old adage applies …”don’t knock it until you’ve tried it”.
I haven’t had beans on pizza. I’ve probably had worse though.
I’d imagine it tasting pretty good. I also imagine a severe case of food coma.
I’m sorry ma’am, here’s 250
gml ofsugarcorn syrupYou mean 32 bumblebee’s, right?
I guess I should have spoken to them in their language.
Here’s half a cup of corn syrup.
So kind, I’ll think of you on my early deathbed
We are savages, aren’t we
No no, savage is eating meat straight off the bone.
This is refined… One might even say “Ultra Refined”.
Are we the baddies?
Why skulls, though?
I’m sick of people coming at Canada for Hawaiian pizza when the British are putting baked beans on their pies.
That’s not a pie.
What’s the fried noodle looking thing on the left?
Turkey twizzler. There’s a whole Janie Oliver backstory…
Jamie Oliver
Say no more. I already know it’s inedible.
Hold on Uncle Rodger… He tried to get them banned, therefore logic dictates that they’re actually pretty good!
If I remember right he tried and successfully got them removed from school dinners. They tasted so good.
They are back now, but a shadow of their former glory.
Yeah, that’s right. Tbh I’ve not tried one in years. Something’s are better left in the nostalgic past. Crispy pancakes being a prime example.
Wait, no, don’t tell me they’ve ruined Crispy Pancakes?!
Maybe just a child -> adult palette change but I tried 'em during lockdown and wasn’t impressed
He gets more flack than he deserves. He tried to change school dinners yes, but the government at the same time were severely cutting back the budget for school dinners in general. Once the quality fell through, they used Jamie as a scapegoat for the whole thing
From Turkey or is it at least made of actual Turkey?
Low quality turkey (animal) meat, mashed up and mixed with rusk, water, other low quality “meats” (offal, ears, pig trotters, bumholes etc) and an array of flavourings and sweeteners and reconstituted into a helical shape and coated with breadcrumbs and oven baked.
Basically the same as any other easily affordable breaded, reconstituted meat product, except it’s in a helix instead of a sausage or burger pattie shape.
I’ve never had one, but they’re probably delicious.
bumholes
For true, British tastebuds. Yummy.
I liked them as a kid, your comment on suger is correct though, they were strangly sweet.
Lab analysis inconclusive. But either way they’re great.
Freddos are aussie
These british cunts are trying to steal our fucken frogs!
How dare you.
They’re right though. There’s also Karamelo Koala over here.
It’s scottish but potato scones and square sausage is the best breakfast food ever.
I’ll add haggis to that breakfast food list.
Nothing better than a morning roll with bacon, haggis, square sausages and an egg.
Do other countries have potato waffles or is that an us thing?
that’s a german thing, no?
Hey we also have Bärchenwurst in Germany
Wouldn’t surprise me if that were actually German.
Germans are the Sausage Masters. There’s just no way around it.
Baked beans pizza? I’ma bout to change my position on England’s tariffs…
At this point we salute the fallen.
The beans and sausage filled Findus Crispy Pancake.
o7
Gone but never forgotten
Heinz baked bean pizza sounds kind of amazing… I’m guessing that ones not available outside the UK though lol maybe I can make it myself at home
it’s beans on toast (with cheese) with extra steps
Presumably it’s on pizza crust instead of toast. I know I can get the UK Heinz baked beans at a few different stores here so I might try to do it myself lol
It’s biscuit and tea, you uncultured petal.
