I did all these cock push ups for nothing!
“Why is it all sticky?”
I do that only in Soviet elevators (They care about privacy and have no cameras)
…Roll Tide…
How big are their clits ?
I read this to the tune of “How deep is your love”
You raise an interesting point. I thought of this only from the point of view of a guy using his cock. Can’t imagine a clit engorged enough to do this. But on a cold day I certainly could see a female nipple successfully pushing an elevator button
Look up some geared female bodybuilder porn, you’ll be surprised.
But there are no buttons with genetalia on them.
You don’t see it on the photo but “1” is literally just a phallus. Never go there.
If you squint just right, the door close button looks a little sus
tapes the paper over the camera…
Please use boner to press button. This is NOT for dirty fingers. THANK YOU.
OMG Brad it was one time, and I was on adderoll!
Frickin’ Big Brother these days, you can never get away from him.
“Enjoy the free show”
Down in the deep south
what else are you supposed to do when your hands are full of sister
I give that a 50/50 chance that the sign is a prank vs the sign is actually necessary
And the prank is on the 50% of their student population who coincidentally happens to have oppositional defiant disorder.
Yeah, well I just had a wank and didn’t wash my hands. What you gon’ do about it, UOA?
