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TheWaterGod@lemmy.caM to Shitty Food Porn@lemmy.caEnglish · 24 days ago

Absolutely unhinged snack suggestion

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Absolutely unhinged snack suggestion

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TheWaterGod@lemmy.caM to Shitty Food Porn@lemmy.caEnglish · 24 days ago
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  • nesc@lemmy.cafe
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    24 days ago

    Citrus fruit, egg whites and nutella? It probably looks worse then it actually is.

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      Hard boiled egg whites with peanut butter, plus canned mandarins.

      Sounds awful although the macronutrients are probably decently healthy.

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        Still pretty ok! (never seen canned mandarins before, why would anyone do this?)

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          I have seen them offered as a salad add-on in a ridiculous number of settings. So much so, that I was surprised to see Mandarins in their skins in the grocery store, and even more surprised to find I actually liked them, so long as they’re fresh.

          • what@lemmy.ca
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            23 days ago

            They are also sold in plastic cups, intended for snacks for children

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    But what do you do with all the loose yolks that leaves you with

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      Cover them in anchovies and eat them with strawberry ice cream I guess.

      Oh and don’t forget the garlic powder.

    • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Rollerball mice.

    • tychosmoose@lemm.ee
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      Loose yolks. Heh

    • Aquila@sh.itjust.works
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      23 days ago

      Make pastries

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Is that… Peanut butter inside a hard boiled egg? 🤢

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      Honestly, I’m more concerned with the wasted yolks. Devilled Eggs probably taste a bit worse, but at least the yolk gets used in those, iirc

      • apotheotic (she/her)@beehaw.org
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        When I wasn’t a vegan I fucking loved devilled eggs. As long as the yolk is flavoured and seasoned well, its delicious. Its also the only time nobody will judge you for eating 3-6 whole eggs in a single sitting

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          I like Devilled Eggs well enough myself. I prefer regular Hard-boiled though, and I stand by what I said about “Nutella Eggs”.

          • apotheotic (she/her)@beehaw.org
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            Nutella eggs are an insult to nature

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              Devilled Eggs are worse in that regard, so … what’s your point?

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                It was a straight faced joke, sorry for the confusion

  • cobwoms@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    24 days ago

    this is what my toddler eats

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      Toddler food is often a heaven sent for neurodivergent food emergencies.

      • apotheotic (she/her)@beehaw.org
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        Unironically yes. I often find myself craving the deranged food combos I made as a kid, when I am overwhelmed

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    I thought this would be a thread where we post our unhinged snacks.

    My goto smoothie:

    • 1 banana
    • 2 scoops of protein powder
    • 3 heaping tablespoons of Benco cocoa powder
    • 1 heaping spoon full of peanutbutter
    • 2 cups of whole milk

    Clocks in at about 1000 calories. It’s great if you’re the type of person who chronically forgets to eat

    • RebekahWSD@lemmy.world
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      22 days ago

      But that sounds tasty, not demented like hard boiled eggs with possibly peanut butter inside!

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      Nice. I’m a

      • 1 banana banana
      • 1/4 freeze peach
      • 1 std amount blueberries
      • 2 big spoon hemp hearts
      • 2 big spoon flax powder
      • 1 drink oat milk with the peas
      • 2 spoon pea protein powder
      • peanut butter

      person, myself.

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        So two bananas? Or one crazy banana?

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          I banana it in half, so it fits in the blender.

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    That actually looks really good for some reason

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      Are you perhaps pregnant, or maybe a dog?

      • Wugmeister@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Neither, at least to my knowledge

        • Sasquatch@lemmy.ml
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          Do dogs understand the concept of self? If you were a dog, would you be capable of knowing that?

          • Wugmeister@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Idk, I wouldn’t know

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              I’m going to go with dog until we see actual evidence of a human eating this

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    I’d rip on it but I’m eating Alfredo pasta with decarbed cannabis in it right now and it tastes awful

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      Soak the decarbed weed in warm butter or another oily ingredient for a few hours. Strain the butter using cheese cloth or fine mesh and then use the butter in the recipe. It will still have a distinct flavor but better texture for sure compared to herb.

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        I used to do that now that I think of it and tried that with Alfredo and wasn’t quite as gnarly maybe I’ll get back on that. I got lazy cos I usually just do a firecracker after the decarb and that chocolate and peanut butter is so good at masking it. This one was particularly bad cos it’s got some tangie in it I think and that strain does not go well with edibles, at least to me

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    I do not want to know what that is

    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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      22 days ago

      Looks like eggs, tangerine, and peanut butter

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