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inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 18 days ago

Pete Hegseth: ‘There Are No State Secrets In A Healthy Relationship’

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Pete Hegseth: ‘There Are No State Secrets In A Healthy Relationship’

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inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 18 days ago
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WASHINGTON—Staunchly defending his decision to share sensitive military data in messages to his wife, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth told reporters Monday, “There are no state secrets in a healthy relationship.” “Communication is key in every strong marriage, and that includes communication about airstrikes on foreign adversaries,” said the Pentagon chief, who called the mere idea […]
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    This article actually became true… What’s happening in this world?!?

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    It’s been a while, but this one fucking fooled me. Let’s see if tomorrow morning, ol’ whiskeyleaks says something really similar

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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      whiskeyleaks

      🤌

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    A husband and his “wife” cannot be charged with the same crime, Michael.

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      I got the worst fucking attorneys.

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    Leave it to the drunk to speak a sober heart to those not privy.

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