Not Top Gear reruns, Orc Jeremy most certainly didn’t get fired for clocking a manager. Orc TV still has proper Top Gear
TIL I’m an Orc
I don’t like that I opened the comments to write this specifically.
Maybe there’s more to the hive mind than I thought.
Minotaur TV: Labyrinth on repeat until midnight, then milk porn until 4am and then labyrinth again.
Rock Troll (Discworld) TV: similar to Dwarf TV, but more igneous.
Devil (Forgotten Realms) TV: Let’s Make a Deal, Deal or No Deal, and similar shows
Demon (FR) TV: repeats of the entire Saw franchise, Nickelback videos
Dragon TV: documentaries about predatory animals, business news, Dragon’s Den
Elder Vampire TV: CSPAN
Neanderthal TV: Rock Smash, but then old re-runs of Rock Smash.
K/Pg extinction TV: 12-hour marathon of Rock Smash, then just static.
Cambrian TV: Documentaries about mating, followed by PSAs about the joys of neglectful parenthood.
Do Hobbits love Arcane or is it too depressing?
Halfling TV is just the food network.
Ork TV would also have Pro Wrestling and Monster Trucks.
I came here to say there had to be some sort of mushroom cooking show
given that Orks had restaurants (meat is back on the menu), they also likely have a good channel with celebrity chefs.
Kobold tv is just porn
Down here, salt is a way of life
Oh fuck, sign me up for dwarf tv
I feel they’d also have some “Dirty Jobs with Microcline “Mike” Rowe”
I think they’d also have some old History Channel type content, back when it was like legit deep dive WW2 documentaries and shit.
I’m subscribing to Orc TV and Fairy TV. But where does Bubs Burgers fit in?
Halfling TV for sure. It’s got everything. The impassioned story telling, music, food.
Songs about how making a really good burger is like being a doctor in a war zone? Hell yes!
