- The shortest among us crouches down behind the gorilla.
- The best jumper among us does a flying drop kick on the gorilla, captain Kirk style. (@Hestia)
- The five guys hiding in the bushes on either side leap out and pin his arms once he’s down.
- That’s where I come in with the double purple nurple.
He’s toast.
(2/12)
what if you’re the shortest among us? this plan could fail.
i would sooner work with the gorilla to defeat you
Thank you for your service
Okay, I read the plan, and i don’t understand why we need someone crouching behind the gorilla
Gorilla will stumble and try to move backwards to gain ballance, but he will stumble further because there is a person blocking gorilla not noticed by gorilla
I can double jump so I’ll be responsible for the flying drop kick
You gotta yell like Xena while you do. Are you up for that?
I’ll need a bit of practice but I think I can pull it off
You will strike fear in his heart, I know it.
I’m a switch. I think I would be pretty good at pinning his arms down.
The shortest WHAT?!?
Thanks for signing up. That makes 2/12!!
I didn’t agree anything. I have no beef with gorilla. I think this whole plan is a little SUS
Too late. You’ve been drafted into the hexbear strike force
