1. The shortest among us crouches down behind the gorilla.
  2. The best jumper among us does a flying drop kick on the gorilla, captain Kirk style. (@Hestia)
  3. The five guys hiding in the bushes on either side leap out and pin his arms once he’s down.
  4. That’s where I come in with the double purple nurple.

He’s toast.

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  • sisatici [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    14 hours ago

    Gorilla will stumble and try to move backwards to gain ballance, but he will stumble further because there is a person blocking gorilla not noticed by gorilla