Lady Butterfly @lazysoci.al to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 天前Ah peace and quietlazysoci.alimagemessage-square18linkfedilinkarrow-up1461arrow-down14cross-posted to: [email protected]
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minus-squaretoy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·12 天前my first girlfriend was one of his grandkids. but he had a lot of grandkids. she was my first kiss. she was 17 and i was 14. she said she was mad because daniel called her “bautimous” instead of “beutiful”. wow.
minus-squaretoy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·12 天前i said JIMMY STEWART HAD A LOT OF GRANDCHILDREN. also, i made out with one during a screening of “The Truth About Cats and Dogs”.
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 天前the trick to defeating bowser is to jump over his fireballs and land on the axe, but in reality that’s just going to slice your balls in half
my first girlfriend was one of his grandkids. but he had a lot of grandkids. she was my first kiss. she was 17 and i was 14. she said she was mad because daniel called her “bautimous” instead of “beutiful”. wow.
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i said JIMMY STEWART HAD A LOT OF GRANDCHILDREN. also, i made out with one during a screening of “The Truth About Cats and Dogs”.
Such a bautimus story
the trick to defeating bowser is to jump over his fireballs and land on the axe, but in reality that’s just going to slice your balls in half