https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamburger_University
Not to be confused with University of Hamburg.
Hamburger University is a training facility at the McDonald’s Corporation global headquarters in Chicago, Illinois. It instructs high-potential restaurant managers, mid-managers, and owner-operators in restaurant management.[1] Hamburger University’s mission is to become an “organizational culture hub, introducing a continuous education process for the value chain and transforming knowledge into actual business results.”[2] Hamburger University students take courses about restaurant operations, leadership skills, customer service, operations, and procedures. More than 5,000 students attend Hamburger University each year and over 275,000 people have graduated with a degree in “Hamburgerology.” 40% of McDonald’s global leadership has attended Hamburger University.[3]
I did a research fellowship at Hamburger University in their Endocrinology Lab under Doctor McCheese, the mayor’s son. he is credited with single-handedly getting “Adult onset Diabetes” reclassified as “Type 2” because of how many children have acquired the metabolic disorder before puberty.
we are currently working on a breakfast sausage formulation that will cause violent seizures, but make the person experiencing them think they are receiving instructions from God to buy more food at McDonalds.
it sucks that it’s all proprietary, so I can’t conference or publish, but it is cutting edge behavioral science.