Anon’s sister sounds hilarious.
Depending on their relationship that’s either super uncomfortable or funny af. And to Anon’s question on what to respond “ok daddy” is a pretty good candidate imo.
“Ewww” is a much better response.
Pornhub statistics show that was a lie.
How did you get access to my pornhub viewing stats?
The same way everyone else does, I purchased all your private information from a data broker. Your mother is ashamed, but your sister says “how YOU doin’?”
So only she can have the funny ideas?
I like the implication that this nerd immediately whipped out his phone to post to 4chan when she said this.
I like the implication that it actually happened.
I like the implication that it’s straight
sus implications of curved banana
“Too late” And then play it off as a joke but not really.
Poor poor baby anon gonna have Hapsburger looks
Ah, greentext screen grabs, you are an endless supply of disconcerting Internet entertainment.
Woops wrong greentext
It’s biologically ingrained into us to avoid incest. Revulsion for the act is built directly into our brains due to the severity of the act. I can’t even joke about incest without a pit forming in my belly and my shoulders slumping. Anon was the more neurotypical of the two.
Not even a little bit. That is only present cultural norms and is entirely arbitrary. Incest is historically common and even considered preferential and a right in the past.
Take it up with three separate professors at my uni and several scholarly sources. Though I warn you, they are either dead or capable of screaming far louder and more eloquently than you. Here’s a Wikipedia article
That article doesn’t support your argument. The effect isn’t based on relation but on being raised together before the age of 6.
Well yeah, but that is still “biologically ingrained to avoid incest”, since being raised separately and then reintroduced as adults is an edge case. The effect is biological even if what it’s directly testing for isn’t genetics.
The aversion often didn’t work for royalty, since they weren’t raised with their siblings.
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It’s ingrained to avoid attraction to siblings we grow up alongside, though anecdotally there have been many cases of siblings who grew up apart discovering they were siblings after meeting as strangers and feeling mutual attraction, so the biological instinct may just have evolved around the most common case.
Oh, like that one Weird Al song!
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No, that’s step-siblings. Doesn’t count.
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that business with the step siblings doesn’t, doesn’t count
You even had the extra doesn’t in there. Perfection.
That’s the closest I’ve gotten to a compliment all week
I believe you.
We get it, your relatives are all uggos.
