Shitting themselves in public. It doesn’t happen often, maybe only a handful of times over your life. But it will happen at some point. You’ll be at the urinal, or sat on a barstool, go for a cheeky fart, and feel a warm wetness you haven’t felt since you were a baby. Then you run to a bathroom stall, see what you can salvage, and excuse yourself from the situation.

It’ll happen to you at some point.