• southsamurai@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    41·
    3 天前

    You already covered a big one.

    But, nose picking.

    I’ve never met anyone that didn’t, eventually, have a boog that wouldn’t blow out. They might not go two knuckles deep or anything, but a dainty pinkie poke happens at some point when there’s something stuck.

    Now, there’s folks that only do it when there’s no other option they haven’t tried, but our noses have evolved in a way that sometimes we just gotta pull out a blockage or irritant. Our fingers fit well, and have the right texture and surfaces to get the job done.

    Ever watched a lot of monkey and ape footage? We aren’t the only monkey looking critters that do it. It’s common as heck

  • Lady Butterfly @lazysoci.alOPEnglish
    25·
    3 天前

    Talks to themselves a lot. Ranting and raving in the car pretending you’re on the phone, talking to the air at home about recent events… nobody admits it though!

    • Jarix@lemmy.worldEnglish
      2·
      2 天前

      Does yelling at the RNG in a game like it’s a person that is doing their job badly count?

      • tiramichu@lemm.eeEnglish
        2·
        2 天前

        “Oh my God, you fucking asshole!! How can I fail a 75% success roll four times in a row, for fuck sake!”

        That was me playing Citizen Sleeper 2 a couple days ago

    • Broadfern@lemmy.worldEnglish
      6·
      3 天前

      People don’t admit to this? Hell, I talk to myself, my pets, insects, basically everything alive and a good chunk of inanimate objects too.

      Feels too weird to be silent as a vocal/social animal.

    • Secret Music@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
      8·
      3 天前

      Haha don’t worry I’m with you on this one. Although not full rants (except for in my head). But I do a fair amount of thinking out loud. And also, making awkward facial expressions that match your thoughts.

      • Lady Butterfly @lazysoci.alOPEnglish
        4·
        3 天前

        Yep I’m so glad mobile phones were invented! I can pretend to be yakking to someone instead of verbalising random thoughts

    • theblips@lemm.eeEnglish
      2·
      3 天前

      I actually don’t do it and it makes me feel weird. I’ll sing and do the usual autistic echolalia but I never actually speak

  • tabris@lemmy.worldEnglish
    161·
    3 天前

    Shitting themselves in public. It doesn’t happen often, maybe only a handful of times over your life. But it will happen at some point. You’ll be at the urinal, or sat on a barstool, go for a cheeky fart, and feel a warm wetness you haven’t felt since you were a baby. Then you run to a bathroom stall, see what you can salvage, and excuse yourself from the situation.

    It’ll happen to you at some point.