Integra: Oh, I have an idea.
Anderson: Woman…
Integra: Why not write down a formal protest?
Anderson: Don’t you dare…
Integra: You can nail it to his door…
Anderson: Don’t you fuckin’ dare!
Integra: Like a Protestant!
My brother in christ, you have an anime girl avatar, you have no right to speak on “masculine”.
young men looking for patriarchy aren’t going to find it in the pope
big if true
God really fucked up choosing such an unmasculine pope
Woke Marxist DEI soypope
I fuckin’ hate how these CHUD manchildren have ruined that silly anime face. They all fucking use it as a profile pic.
Men looking for something to fill the void inside them, eh? Sounds kinda gay
Tradcaths’ 10/31 (This is the day the 95 Theses were published. I had to look it up.)
Published on Satan’s holiday? More proof protestants are the devils chosen!
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trick
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treat
3-95 deal with the relationship between sin, treats, the condition of souls in purgatory, and the sale of indulgences in the early renaissance church
Little known fact: the church didn’t give Luther any sweets, so he proceeded to paper the front door. Protestsntism is a Halloween prank gotten out of hand.
luther’s 95 tp’s
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Better date might be Vatican II? Idk there’s a joke in there somewhere.
i don’t think there has ever been a gigachad pope
pope julius ii maybe? the warrior pope. that’s him on the left:
Okay but the most famous picture of Julius II is him as an ancient fuddy duddy
Wasn’t rodrigo borgia a bad motherfucker?
Didn’t he fist fight some dude in the Sistine Chapel over an apple or some shit?
Wouldn’t be the first or last time a pope gets into a scrap. Unfortunately it was be the only time (so far) a pope would fist fight a dripped out florentine fuckboi.
Maybe we’ll get lucky with this pope and see some more hands get thrown in the 21st century
I think the closest to their sensibilities is innocent III, but that’s due to him being a piece of shit who loved murder
Why do all these fascists have anime pfps?
You are not the target, comrade
friendly fire
Pope Shane I, the Shredded of Venice, CA has an HGH guy.
Dear Chief Replacement
“I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your imminent demise. If you’re curious about the frequency of which I’ve sent these letters, it is merely to instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey. Which I will then proceed to have sex with.”
“That’s right.”
“I’m going to FUCK the fear turkey.”
“Follow me on Twitter @TheCrimsonFuckr!”
“Sincerely, Alucard”.
When you learn the details of Alucard’s backstory later, it makes a lot of sense why he’d have so much smoke for the Catholic Church.
The Major: It’s kind of hilarious, in a mundane way.
Maxwell: NO NO NO NO NO!
Herr Doktor: What is, Herr Major?
Maxwell: NO NO NO NO NO!
The Major: That none of these vhaffle munchers ever put it together that “Alucard” backwards is…
Maxwell: DRACULAAAAAA?!
Herr Doktor: To be fair, how long did it take for us to figure that out?
The Major: A fair point. But, ve vere very busy planning World War Three…!
Herr Doktor: True. Also, it looks like our forces are being quite literally slaughtered!
The Major: Ha! Who gives a shit?! Zey’re Nazis!
It’s incredibly funny to be in on the Vladdy joke while everyone in universe is obvious to it.
How is someone seriously going to lecture people about masculinity with a cute anime girl pfp??
Next pope has to bench his own body weight atleast and has to be the type of guy to throw the bar when he beats his PR
