• neidu3@sh.itjust.works
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    16 hours ago

    Decades ago, before i realized that there were much better places to spend a Saturday evening. Baby seals are the only creatures that hate clubbing more than I do, and only marginally so.

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        15 hours ago

        They’re only sticky if they’re fresh out of water, and if you get good at clubbing they don’t make much noise either.

        Seriously, though, I think the sticky floor at clubs is because of very sugary drinks being common in a place where people move around a lot.