• Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
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    18 hours ago

    Yo mama so fat you need Q to alter the gravitational constant of the universe to get her off the couch

    Yo mama so fat they turn off the artificial grav generator so she wouldn’t dent the deck plating

    Yo mama so far she changed the course of the Nexus ribbon

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      Yo mama so fat she can’t fit into regular quarters so she sleep in cetacean ops and thinks it’s a water bed.

      Yo mama so fat the only way to wake her up is poking her with Klingon pain sticks

      Yo mama so fat then when the Borg tried to assimilate her they ran out of nanoprobes

      Yo mama so fat she got banned from Quark’s Bar because when he was advertising his Holo-Suites she thought he said Holo-Sweets and at the whole unit.

      Yo mama so fat the whole crew had to switch to skorts since a single uniform for her used up most of the replicatable matter used for uniforms

      Yo mama so fat the Federation Council considered reversing their stance on eugenics and genetic engineering

      Yo mama so fat if she reached the true galactic center the change in orbital spin would cause entire solar systems to fly apart