With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.
The outcome I most want, when random chance is involved, will always occur if I first say the words “hoodoo moogoo”
The ability to inflict my suicidal depression, sans the medication or benefits of years of therapy, into the minds of anyone I hate.
I can pause time in order to write as much code as I want without interruption.
I can shapeshift.
I can play the kazoo really well, like Hendrix level kazoo playing.
Idk friends, I’m tired. Person who replies, please give me something cool.
My superpower is pain
The power to become the animal I last ate.
The power to negate side effects of any kind. :]
Your butthole is now sealed shut
I’m gonna choose the side effect and you choose the power:
“I ___, but only when I’m hard.”Pee.
am the world’s greatest kindergarten teacher
Can revive the dead
“I’m gonna explain everything later, just don’t interfere.”
Your super power is that you can transform into an afab woman, once.
Can reproduce
Makes sense
You can give moving public speeches
save kittens from trees
That sounds nice. The newspapers will call me a hard hero.
become immensely popular as a male role model
can erupt the world’s most satisfying fart
You can captivate the attention of any child. You’re a comedian or magician that would absolutely kill it at any children’s birthday party. You would be a fantastic teacher as you can hold the wrapped attention of even the most tiktok-corrupted teen.
Except, there’s just one small problem…
I’m Mr beast?
They could make a killing off making videos on YouTube or something like Khan Academy. Just never show him from below the waist…
Be able to transform into animals
Real life Ctrl+Z
i can delete one square meter wnywhere in the world and it just deletes the matter that was there
