- She spends her time robbing tombs.
- She destroys the tombs and sanctuaries She visits.
- She shoots species that are probably in danger of extinction.
- She finds dinosaurs still alive and what does She do? Shoot them to death while continuing to destroy tombs.
Put mercenaries on the list. They get hired to guard some excavation. A chill job the recruiter told them.
Lara overhears them talk about going home to their families as she sneaks up and brutally murders them with her ice axe one by one until the ruins are flooded with blood. It’s all self defense.
Original Lara was a Tomb Raider.
New Lara is a fucking psychopathic Rambo with daddy issues.
Damn you’re right! Is like that recurring joke in the Austin Powers Movies.
Just like Huitzilopochtli would want it.
Blood for the Sun God, skulls for the Hermann Miller office chair. Sun God values ergonomics.