- She spends her time robbing tombs.
- She destroys the tombs and sanctuaries She visits.
- She shoots species that are probably in danger of extinction.
- She finds dinosaurs still alive and what does She do? Shoot them to death while continuing to destroy tombs.
The game is literally called “Tomb Raider”. What did you think raiding meant?
Well I mean she’s British and rich, what do you expect?
Same with Indiana Jones. Maybe he’s slightly less terrible about it than Lara Croft, but the fact that he cares only about that golden idol and not about the entire temple complex around it with apparently still active traps, makes him a terrible archaeologist.
They’re both very effective adventurers and tomb robbers, though. And at least Lara Croft doesn’t pretend to be any better than that.
Also: “It belongs to a museum”
Which museum, indie? I guess you are talking about the museum of the country where the artifact is from, right? RIGHT?!
Lara Croft is basically a female Indiana Jones. Replace the whip with two pistols and the hat with triangular boobs.
And Nathan Drake is male Lara, which is kinda funny to think about.
I know it is a game, but every time an ancient ruin got crushed while playing, I felt a lot of regret…
I kind of wish there was a chill game about discovering an old civilization (a.k.a. 20 years of work in 20 hours of gameplay).
Myst?
there’s one where you have to slowly decode their language, but can’t remember what it was called :(
There’s Heaven’s Vault, though it is rough at the edges, and there’s Chants of Sennar.
There’s also Tunic, which it looks like a Zelda game, but it has a lot of language-based puzzles that you need to discover.
I might say that also Outer Wilds would easily match this category, but I didn’t find it chill at all, I was always over-stressed due to the time limit.
Maybe Subnautica would also fall in this category, and probably the reason I liked that game so much.
And as a stretch, Call of the Sea, but it plays more like any adventure game, than any actual archeology.
Oddly enough, the game that made me feel like I’m discovering something was No Man’s Sky: I’ll admit that the archeology game mechanic is half-cooked, barely there and probably it would benefit from more work on it. But did I enjoy going around trying to find ruins and rests of long gone animals. I would pay any good amount for a DLC that focused on expanding animal behaviors, making settlements enjoyable and having more different ruins (do not need the half-baked combat).
heaven’s vault. that’s the one.
getting it this summer sale.
thanks
Well. She’s the Tomb RAIDER, not the Tomb Preserver.
At least her name is on point with Tomb Raider.
Congruent, at last.
Lara Croft, Tomb Coddler
cough
not the only thing that’s on point
quickly eyes the angular monoboob, then looks away
Average br*tish archaeologist tbh
And the asterisk is for what reason, exactly?
I don’t like saying it, it’s gross
Offensive to half the nations on Earth and all of the ones next to them
But you did say it. Everyone knows what the word is. You went out of your way for literally no reason, to accomplish nothing but making people wonder why you did such a pointless thing.
Maybe they’re fr*nch
my head canon:
Brih-ish.
British.
Br*tish.
‘*’ thus indicates the ‘ih’ sound, and nullification of the next immediately following consonant.
Must be brcuntish, right?
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I can assure you that I have enjoyed the games from end to end. That doesn’t change the fact that Lara would be a criminal wanted by interpol for destruction and theft of cultural patrimony.
Yes and Geordi and Scotty are terrible engineers. Jake Peralta is a bad detective. Leslie Knope is a bad civil servant.
I’d put $100 on the table to say there is a least one more archeologist in the world because of those games. One who was trained to do it right, and preserved a ton of valuable cultural artifacts. Inspired by games and media.
Also, let people enjoy things.
But the 99 keeps telling me how great he is!
In case ya’ll don’t know about Heinrich Schliemann…
Now you do.
He fucking dynamited what quite likely is the actual location of ancient Troy…in the early days, the field of archaelogy had a number of basically wealthy idiot assholes who fancied themselves as ‘great men’, who went around doing nonsense like this, and of course just actually stealing the artefacts and taking them back to museums in their home countries.
Schliemann obliterated the potential Troy site so thoroughly that archaeologists spent over 100 years looking at other potential sites… only to largely (not entirely, but largely) come to the conclusion that Schiemann’s Troy site probably is the actual correct site…
… But he fucking blew it up.
A historical example of an idiot with too much money and unwarranted self confidence.
Yup, this douche looks like the Musk of his dayExcept unlike Musk, he did actually earn his own money, not just inherit from his daddy before purchasing companies to try and take credit for their innovation.
he did actually earn his own money,
How?
If you look at the article about him it looks like he was actually pretty savy at business and was able to make enough money to retire at 36. In contrast, the muskrat was born with an emerald spoon in his mouth. So, both are idiots, but between the two muskrat is worse.
I love when I’m surrounded by treasures in an ancient temple no human has laid eyes on in thousands of years, so I take a look at a scroll then immediately leave.
It’s a good thing those torches are still burning after thousands of years, otherwise you would have needed a flashlight!
Oh, what’s that in the corner? A random Uzi mag and health pack. Cool.
That’s the way it should be!
Put mercenaries on the list. They get hired to guard some excavation. A chill job the recruiter told them.
Lara overhears them talk about going home to their families as she sneaks up and brutally murders them with her ice axe one by one until the ruins are flooded with blood. It’s all self defense.
Original Lara was a Tomb Raider.
New Lara is a fucking psychopathic Rambo with daddy issues.Just like Huitzilopochtli would want it.
Blood for the Sun God, skulls for the Hermann Miller office chair. Sun God values ergonomics.
Damn you’re right! Is like that recurring joke in the Austin Powers Movies.
In the latest game she triggers a massive flood that destroys an entire village, possibly killing hundreds of people, IN THE TUTORIAL STAGE!
To be fair, the odds of removing a dagger from a pedestal doing that are extremely low, even in the survivor trilogy.
Oh boy, crimes against humanity must be added to the list.
Are there any games that accurately depict the activities of any kind of scientist?
I’m not sure there’s a market for a “Pipette Cry Repeat” based video game.
You are missing the Grant DLC, that puts the fun in funding.
Heaven’s Vault.
Kerbal Space Program
That’s engineering, not science. There is no science gameplay, you just have science points that you spend.
“Everything that has ever occurred is science stuff.”
So, all that anal probing was, indeed, science? TIL
The implementation of engineering is science. In this case it involves physics, materials, structural, and a bunch of others science disciplines.
It isn’t research discovering new things, sure. Not that kind of science.
I think the question asked was games that were science but not/beyond engineering. Pretty much everything with a puzzle aspect can be described as engineering.
Sure, I don’t disagree with what you said. Some will say Applied Science is a category of science, others will say it’s distinct from capital “S” Science. I don’t really care either way, the distinction I was making was: Science is a process of developing knowledge that explains the natural/observable universe, including the humans/societies within it, i.e. a way of understanding what is. Engineering is the application of scientific knowledge, principles, and methods of inquiry in the construction and development of technology–it does not seek to explain things about the world.
Seems more like engineers than scientists (strictly speaking).
Engineering is science.
Scientists construct models from reality; engineers construct reality from models.
That would imply game dev is a science.
I dont think scientist simulator would be a very popular game. Its be mostly trying cope with the mental anguish of rejection over papers and grants being published.
There’s a mini game in Spider-Man where you have to match up absorption lines to identify chemicals. That’s relatively realistic.
Half-Life
Theoretical physicists FTW
Beyond Blue
Chants of Senaar?
Surgeon Simulator! It’s a the best training program for today’s surgeon in a rush
I guess there was Foldit 😅
Indiana Jones actually claims to be an archeologist, he would be a better target.
I forgive Indie because he punches Nazis in their stupid face.
Doesn’t he also objectify women?
Like… Yeah?
But again… Punching Nazis.
And dated a minor
