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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

Peak masculinity

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Peak masculinity

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago
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  • Jack@slrpnk.net
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    Peak masculinity = starving SS POW

  • VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com
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    Peak masculinity is having cheek dimples so deep that your partner can use them to hold salsa dip when you’re sleeping on your side

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      And ears so big they can be used as handles. For reasons.

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        Ears so big animals use it for shade

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          4 days ago

          I SAID EARTHBENDING STYLE!!

        • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          My dude’s an entire ecosystem.

        • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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          https://youtu.be/3D0AClOa2Io

    • Shanmugha@lemmy.world
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      Damn, I am not caring about my girl enough. Take my upvote! :)

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    Somehow looks like James Milner James Milner

    • baatliwala@lemmy.world
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      Exactly what I thought, even Google thinks so lmfao

    • bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de
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      He is OP

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      Soccer, the least masculine sport

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        As a heterosexual cis woman, soccer players always have the sexiest physique. One of the only sports I look up for, just to check out the players, not because I ever care.

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          Many of us are aware what heterosexual CIS women are attracted to.

          Guys who play soccer blow on their soup to cool it down before they sip

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            My husband blows on his soup to cool it so it doesn’t burn his mouth … Intelligence is also attractive.

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              And swings his feet while sitting in a chair

  • Florencia (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Time to dox OP. Run it through feminizing filter 37 times. Then maybe a step or two more for reasons…

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      This took such a long time, finally we can dox OP!

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      Start at male, run feminization filter then run masculinization filter. Repeat until reaching top nonbinary level.

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    It’s pretty much just Vinnie Jones:

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    1000167750

    • AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world
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      Exactly what I was thinking lol

    • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Chad

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    Measurehead, is that you?

    Measurehead portrait from Disco Elysium

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      This is the only time in that game I used saves to cheat until I knocked him out.

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    Did it also add a Nazi / fascist type shirt?

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      Yeah, try to be a man, becomes a SS.

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        Become a Si Si?

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      Art

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    Run it through a feminine filter 37 times and see what you get lol

    • Zealousideal_Fox_900@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      That’d be hella interesting loool

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    Looks like a dishonoured thug

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      Blow off, choffer!

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      I was thinking Arcane.

      Now I really want a Dishonored series in that style.

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    He looks like Hanover Fiste from the film Heavy Metal.

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      And believe you me that guy was NOT the pinacle of manhood!

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      Yeah, this dude looks like he’d space a dude who just killed the entire court room to get his death sentence commuted.

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      He’s nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging’s too good for him. Burning’s too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!

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    Technically speaking, it’s just a local maximum

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    seizure warning

    I’m just imagining people looking at the picture and going;

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    All I see is Measurehead’s portrait from Disco Elysium.

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