Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 天前I'm downlemmy.worldimagemessage-square28linkfedilinkarrow-up1373arrow-down122
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minus-squarerazorcandy@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up52·7 天前Being bitten by one of those radioactive horses is my hero origin story.
minus-squarermuk@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·7 天前“The anxiety of an man with the ability to be rendered into glue after death of a horse.”
minus-squareA_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·7 天前“Also, sometimes his bowels get twisted up and he dies.”
minus-squareMayor Poopington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 天前“And he’s afraid of shiny things”
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up17·7 天前Adoring fangirl: so why do they call you “horse man”? Horseman: let’s go back to my place and I’ll show you… …later, in the horse cave… Fangirl: omg it smells like a damp barn
minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·7 天前Fangirl: let me get my saddle
minus-squareJankatarch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-26 天前Who is your arch nemesis, crippledman?
Being bitten by one of those radioactive horses is my hero origin story.
“The anxiety of an man with the ability to be rendered into glue after death of a horse.”
“Also, sometimes his bowels get twisted up and he dies.”
“And he’s afraid of shiny things”
and has no control over his bowels.
Adoring fangirl: so why do they call you “horse man”?
Horseman: let’s go back to my place and I’ll show you…
…later, in the horse cave…
Fangirl: omg it smells like a damp barn
Fangirl: let me get my saddle
Cute
Who is your arch nemesis, crippledman?