Best friend has an argument with her partner and stays over at mine.

Admits she got hungry and raided the fridge late at night, but all she could find in there was some salmon that tasted bad.

My friend took a huge bite of partially thawed raw chicken thigh meat.

Looks too spicy for me

Some poor chicken died for this absolute abomination

Despite the lack of accoutrements, it looks sous-vide; if only a bit dry.