ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 个月前Quite a talentlemmy.worldimagemessage-square63fedilinkarrow-up1954arrow-down15
arrow-up1949arrow-down1imageQuite a talentlemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 个月前message-square63fedilink
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up21·6 个月前I am impressed at the control you’d have to have to not only fart on command, but to fart so consistently that it is considered a specific performance with a name. “Oh, I love this one!” It’s amazing.
minus-squaredown daemon@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 个月前Totally shit his pants at least once before he got good at it
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 个月前Or perhaps that’s what marks a true flatulist. They’re just built different.
minus-squareGBU_28@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 个月前You know that dude ate what he knew made his trumpet bump it for days prior to the audience with the king
minus-squareIlovemyirishtemper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 个月前Yeah, my immediate thought was, “he must have eaten a lot of dairy, and lactaid wasn’t an option.”
I am impressed at the control you’d have to have to not only fart on command, but to fart so consistently that it is considered a specific performance with a name. “Oh, I love this one!” It’s amazing.
Totally shit his pants at least once before he got good at it
Or perhaps that’s what marks a true flatulist. They’re just built different.
You know that dude ate what he knew made his trumpet bump it for days prior to the audience with the king
Yeah, my immediate thought was, “he must have eaten a lot of dairy, and lactaid wasn’t an option.”