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“You see, he’s already got the one ring!”
Can we see it?
Of course not, you are Dúnedain
Well, what are you then?
“No, on second thought, let’s not go to Mordor. It is a silly place.”
Now I’m picturing the Nazgûl doing the song and dance routine. Gollum clacking his shackles together in one scene.
I know the hobbits can fight but I imagine if for some reason they wanted to build military fort(maybe just because they thought it looked cool) the french taunter scene is pretty much exactly what I’d expect from them if confronted
"…and aren’t you, gimli son of gloin, just bagging together coconuts?
I fart in your general direction!
Pitchez la vache!
