• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    2 days ago

    he said “My dick hurts” and hung up the phone.

    I laughed more at this than at any other post or comment on Lemmy today.

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      2 days ago

      I mean, it could technically be valid, if someone had a medical emergency involving it, though it might not be the best phrasing.

      • kelpie_is_trying@lemmy.world
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        2 days ago

        According to Serengeti, it is entirely possible for a dong to hurt enough that it affects one’s ability to walk. I’ve never experienced this, but I trust Serengeti, so I’m gonna say…valid!