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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

What a weird apple

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What a weird apple

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    Is the tomat being held by one of those furless cats?

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    Bad Apple!

    …wait

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    that’s a banana 🤦‍♀️

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    This is giving me Colour Out Of Space (the Nicolas Cage film) vibes lol

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    Doesn’t matter what it is; it’s edible, and the owner of that arm desperately needs to eat it.

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      imma have to steal a cuff from peds to measure that bp

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        While you’re at it take some bloods. Old mates risk of refeeding syndrome after the first bite.

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          take some bloods

          Are you trying to save them or kill them to set up an autopsy?

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          tbh most psych units I’ve worked don’t even do that kind of ED. We’ll do BED in a pinch but anorexia nervosa or bulimia with significant weight loss is either stable enough to be managed outpatient or unstable enough that it needs either medical hospitalization or a specialized unit. I’ve worked one psych unit that could handle telemetry and they wouldn’t have liked having to.

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      Maybe this person has a food related disorder, like “apples are the only things I can eat” and eating a tomato thinking it’s an apple might help in a way ?

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        I dunno, and I’m not judging, but having had people close to me suffer from eating disorders, that arm upsets me lol.

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          Isn’t it shopped longer

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            I don’t see any signs of stretching, that looks like a serious lack of nutrition.

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              It’s that Gaza chic.

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                Oooooof

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    What the fuck is that???

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      A Christmas sock

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        I meant the Buchenwald cosplay

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    I feel like there is a Smiling Friends character attached to the rest of that arm.

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    usually i don’t hope for an ai post, but this time i hope it is

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      seen this around long before the age of AI

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    Yes Gollum, eat your apple

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    Eugenia?

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      Is it sad that I haven’t seen her content in like a decade, and still knew exactly who you were talking about? Like I didn’t even remember her name, but instantly went “oh yeah that one emo chick who used to be all over YouTube…”

      Did some googling, and she looks even worse than she used to. Apparently people on TikTok are worried that her body is rejecting water now, which means she’s basically in the organ failure death spiral.

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    Slender Man is real!!!

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    Vampire gone vegetarian?

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      could make some bloody marys to ease into the new diet

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