Gork@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agoFeels especially good right after getting out of the showerfiles.catbox.moeimagemessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1455arrow-down14
arrow-up1451arrow-down1imageFeels especially good right after getting out of the showerfiles.catbox.moeGork@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square19fedilink
minus-squarexploit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·3 months agoYou can also pierce your ear drum with that thing (if something hits your elbow at the wrong moment) …about 12 years later and it’s almost as good as it was before it happened 😎😵
minus-squareLandless2029@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 months agoNot possible the way I do it. I hold it at the max penatration depth and only when sitting on the toilet after the shower. No risk of falling or bumping randomly. If someone comes in I stop and stare at them. Asserting dominance with the cotton swab until they leave. Let me complete my forbidden itch in peace.
minus-squarebrbposting@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 months ago I hold it at the max penetration depth and only when sitting on the toilet after the shower. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
minus-squareLandless2029@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 months agoAND IM LEAVING IT THERE. NO EDITS!!
minus-squareLandless2029@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·3 months agoWalked right into that one. Rofl
You can also pierce your ear drum with that thing (if something hits your elbow at the wrong moment) …about 12 years later and it’s almost as good as it was before it happened 😎😵
Not possible the way I do it.
I hold it at the max penatration depth and only when sitting on the toilet after the shower.
No risk of falling or bumping randomly. If someone comes in I stop and stare at them. Asserting dominance with the cotton swab until they leave.
Let me complete my forbidden itch in peace.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
AND IM LEAVING IT THERE. NO EDITS!!
Walked right into that one. Rofl