Sexy Spiderman
There’s a Spiderman in the picture?
Yes there is… He’s showing off his smexy shoulders
Do not
I’ve already
With great power…
As he swings around the city fighting crime all day, he could have been less of a super-hero and more of a super-spreader.
At least he is wearing a mask
You guys see the girl in he foreground?
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If I get spider-man’s blood do I get Spider-Man powers? 🤔
If his powers include hepatitis, then yes.
“I got an STD… Spider-Man Transmitted Disease.”
Nah you just get really screwed up. They kinda went down that road in The Amazing Spiderman 2 movie with Andrew Garfield
One way to find out. Cut the fucker and get to suckin.
I’m just gonna say what we’re all thinking: humongus bazonkers
She got dat scoliosis
Was confused at first because I didn’t remember seeing anything like that on spiderman.
It sure is pretty.
While I’m sure most superheroes would be fairly resistant to most diseases, I also wouldn’t be shocked in those universes to see ad campaigns with Spider-Man, The Flash, or Captain America getting vaccinated. Hell, that basically happens in the MCU with Captain America shooting high school PSAs
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Front row tiddies!
This is one of those trick pictures. If you look closely, you can see Spider-Man.
I’m a heterosexual woman and the first thing I thought was I want to touch n squeeze her boobs. I can’t even imagine all the thoughts well-behaved heterosexual men must be politely stifling.
First thing I thought was “her poor back”.
I like little boobs, so not much.
I only care about Spider-Man.
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Yeah, see? That’s no fun. Why can’t we just touch & squeeze every sumptuous set of boobs we see?
I’m pretty sure there must’ve been a primitive time in history when this was normal primal human behavior.
NGL, as a woman who would be on the receiving end of such primal behavior, it sure sounds a lot more fun than being ignored all the time.
As an actual woman, I’d MUCH rather be ignored. Sexual assault is not fun.
also as an actual woman, I was just diagnosed with breast cancer and might have to get my boobs lopped off and no one has ever touched them and what a sad life it has been. someone please touch my boobs before they’re gone.
squeeze
Thank you 😊❤️
Wanna play Tune In Tokyo ?
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it took me 10 minutes to find spiderman
That is sure an effective way to motivate men to get themselves vaccinated.
It’s not just men that love spiderman
God I hate needles. I bet if Spiderman hated needles, he’d be brave and face the needle anyway. I’m going to be brave like Spiderman… and dressing like him will help!
Dude, c’mon guys…
Can we not immediately sexually objectify any woman who happens to appear in an online photograph or video?
I thought we left that kind of gross, adolescent shit back on Reddit.
That’s a woman in the pic? I only saw Spiderman.
You might want to get yourself checked for the gay.
Ohh shit. Is it contagious?
I hope I didn’t catch it from that guy who’s dick I sucked.
Guys we’re so much more evolved here on lemmy like look our big brains
adolescent
You haven’t been around people much have you
Why? It doesn’t harm them. In person is a different story.
Normalizing objectifying women harms all women
And video games make people violent. /s
Not even remotely the same kind of statement, try again
Objectifying images of women online causes the same amount of harm to anyone as video games do, that is to say, none.
Do you also think making racist comments about images of people online would cause zero harm? Because that’s the equivalent except the issue here is misogyny.
Cool, defend thought crimes if you like.
And while the objecrifying comment pretending to be funny has 45 upvotes at that time, you were at -1 when I saw your post.
Lemmy is imo better than reddit, but alas the intersection between privacy-conscious people and men who refuse to educate themselves is a big one.
Thanks for your comment, I was happy to read you!
Swings around the city all day long fighting crime, and there is also a guy dressed as Spidey
Someone has anti-vaxxers in their life.
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