• Daft_ish@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Tell me, what situations require police?

    Don’t worry, you don’t have to go off, I’m going to refute anything you say.

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      6 months ago

      What if I’ve been robbed, and 2 days later I need someone to write a report about it and tell me I’ll never see my stuff again?

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      6 months ago

      Oh, or, what if I am a C- or D-list action movie celebrity and I want to drive an armored vehicle through some guy’s house and shoot his dog?

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      6 months ago

      What if I’m BIG MAD at someone on the internet and I want armed thugs to break into their home and hold a gun in their face on no evidence other than an anonymous call from VoIP coming from a VPN?

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        6 months ago

        It’s so weird. 3 weeks in a row someone has called in threatening to murder their entire family and you get there and everyone is just being chill. Welp, anyway, off to kick some doors in.