ByteOnBikes@discuss.online to Atheism@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoNearly all of Utah is in drought. Gov. Cox again asks Utahns to pray and fast for rain.www.sltrib.comexternal-linkmessage-square27linkfedilinkarrow-up1165arrow-down15cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1160arrow-down1external-linkNearly all of Utah is in drought. Gov. Cox again asks Utahns to pray and fast for rain.www.sltrib.comByteOnBikes@discuss.online to Atheism@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square27linkfedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squarezib@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·1 day agoIf that doesn’t work, I hear ritual sacrifice is pretty effective.
minus-squareTreczoks@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26arrow-down1·1 day agoPro tipp: the richer the sacrificed person, the higher the chances for rain.
minus-squareprotist@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoIt’ll work, you just have to make sure you don’t eat anything until after it rains again
minus-squareFredselfish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoYeah bet 100 nucks he isn’t missing any meals.
minus-squareØπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·19 hours agoWhat is that, like $1.00CA?
If that doesn’t work, I hear ritual sacrifice is pretty effective.
Pro tipp: the richer the sacrificed person, the higher the chances for rain.
Spread the knowledge ppl!
It’ll work, you just have to make sure you don’t eat anything until after it rains again
Yeah bet 100 nucks he isn’t missing any meals.
What is that, like $1.00CA?