Here in Florida, a group of four southern women on a girls weekend were huddling under a beach hut during a thunderstorm, and got hit by lightning. All were knocked out, but otherwise only mildly injured. After, one of them was interviewed, and thanked God for saving them.
Thanked God? Honey, getting hit by lightning is God’s preferred method of smiting those he dislikes. He tried to KILL YOU, why are you thanking him?
These ladies need to do some serious self-reflection in order to determine what they are doing to anger God so much. I suspect voting MAGA is part of it.
Here in Florida, a group of four southern women on a girls weekend were huddling under a beach hut during a thunderstorm, and got hit by lightning. All were knocked out, but otherwise only mildly injured. After, one of them was interviewed, and thanked God for saving them.
Thanked God? Honey, getting hit by lightning is God’s preferred method of smiting those he dislikes. He tried to KILL YOU, why are you thanking him?
These ladies need to do some serious self-reflection in order to determine what they are doing to anger God so much. I suspect voting MAGA is part of it.