Like, you can’t actually buy a condo at disney world so maybe that’s a subtle clue that this video might not be entirely serious and you might be in for a laugh if you just watch it
Hezbear has a much larger non-american base than most of the English language internet from what I’ve seen. If you tell me there are condos for sale at Disney I’d believe it, I’m in my 40s and live on the other side of the planet, why the fuck would I know the ins and outs of fucking Disneyworld?
Okay, then here’s another clue that it might be an unserious video: the fact that it’s on fucking hexbear in the first place. Because NOBODY here would unironically post influencer bullshit.
A large part of posting is to just read the thread title, or skim the first sentence of a post, and then reply with your thoughts. We kind of kid ourselves that posting is social interaction. It’s mainly isolated reaction.
I’ve created a care package DM that I send every user who gets a post removed. It includes the phone number to an international suicide hotline, a .GIF of Rei Ayanami smiling (original series), a selection from 101 motivational sayings generated by DeepSeek, various compliments on their posting style, and a 60,000 word personal testimony on how I learned to overcome the psycho-terror of being digitally silenced.
I’m amazed at some of the replies I’m getting.
Like, you can’t actually buy a condo at disney world so maybe that’s a subtle clue that this video might not be entirely serious and you might be in for a laugh if you just watch it
Hezbear has a much larger non-american base than most of the English language internet from what I’ve seen. If you tell me there are condos for sale at Disney I’d believe it, I’m in my 40s and live on the other side of the planet, why the fuck would I know the ins and outs of fucking Disneyworld?
Okay, then here’s another clue that it might be an unserious video: the fact that it’s on fucking hexbear in the first place. Because NOBODY here would unironically post influencer bullshit.
Or can you? I remember seeing articles like this one last year.
https://www.newsweek.com/you-can-buy-house-disney-world-heres-how-2076435
Oh. Uhhhh okay, never mind. Sorry @[email protected] I guess you can maybe buy a condo in disney world.
A large part of posting is to just read the thread title, or skim the first sentence of a post, and then reply with your thoughts. We kind of kid ourselves that posting is social interaction. It’s mainly isolated reaction.
You’re correct and it’s sad.
I blame the mods for this.
Oh yeah? Well we blame you too.
I’ve created a care package DM that I send every user who gets a post removed. It includes the phone number to an international suicide hotline, a .GIF of Rei Ayanami smiling (original series), a selection from 101 motivational sayings generated by DeepSeek, various compliments on their posting style, and a 60,000 word personal testimony on how I learned to overcome the psycho-terror of being digitally silenced.
Roger that, Langley
It’s true and I shouldn’t get so mad.