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minus-squareNepenthe@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoBut the boxes were taken to the dumpster, yes? With time saved, even? Someone in a managerial position would rather hire, train, and pay a devoted garbage person instead of three adorably unpaid raccoons?
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoUntil the raccoons unionize and demand healthcare coverage instead of just table scraps.
minus-squareSwallowsDick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·1 year agoTrain another raccoon to bust unions
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up0arrow-down1·1 year agoImpossible, raccoon class consciousness is too strong.
minus-squareGreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoDarcy the human wants healthcare. Trained trash pandas want apples. Why are we even discussing this?
But the boxes were taken to the dumpster, yes? With time saved, even? Someone in a managerial position would rather hire, train, and pay a devoted garbage person instead of three adorably unpaid raccoons?
I see no problems
Until the raccoons unionize and demand healthcare coverage instead of just table scraps.
Train another raccoon to bust unions
Impossible, raccoon class consciousness is too strong.
Darcy the human wants healthcare. Trained trash pandas want apples. Why are we even discussing this?