“No no! It was a misspelling! They meant to say ‘In Sir’s Rectum-ist’.
Now my client, President Trump, does not, nor ever has liked anal sex! At least not in HIS Anus. So therefore he is still eligible to run for office once more!
Must I, your honour, bring up the fact that if you slightly misspell former President Barrack Obama’s name you can get ‘O-bum-a’?!?! And HE was given two terms in office even though his name was CLEARLY implicating him in butt-stuff!!!”
“Nowhere in the constitution does it say a dog can’t be president”
“No no! It was a misspelling! They meant to say ‘In Sir’s Rectum-ist’.
Now my client, President Trump, does not, nor ever has liked anal sex! At least not in HIS Anus. So therefore he is still eligible to run for office once more!
Must I, your honour, bring up the fact that if you slightly misspell former President Barrack Obama’s name you can get ‘O-bum-a’?!?! And HE was given two terms in office even though his name was CLEARLY implicating him in butt-stuff!!!”
This is ridiculous! Why, every one of those words is perfectly spelled.
Cow coud a Trumfp law-persun du that? Hre in teh Unites States, we r great against!