• randompasta@lemmy.today
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    9 months ago

    Carlson’s loyalty to Putin is just an act. He’s really there to assassinate Putin on Biden’s orders.

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      9 months ago

      Goddamit I wish that was true.

      Imagine in the middle of his interview, Tucker LEAPS up and straddles Putin, tea-bagging him while plunging a frozen shard of Swanson TV dinner (chicken pot pie) into his guts repeatedly, all the while singing ‘Walking on Sunshine’.

      • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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        9 months ago

        I’d love to see it happen, might even put it on one of those digital picture frames on an endless loop. Putin will probably get greenscreened over a body double though (to avoid issues with passing through solid objects).