I honestly wish this community would stop posting the fake guides, especially when safety is involved. There is going to be some percentage of people who think this is real, and doing this in an AHB swarm would be more than a little dangerous.
They get removed from the subreddit for being fake. Would be nice if this behaviour can be copied over here.
Other options are putting on a delay or not regurgitating reddit posts at all, but we all know the FOMO is too big
Did a killer bee write this?
No, stop asking.
And bring flowers.
This seems like the opposite of good advice, its malicious
It literally is. Here’s a legitimate page about AHBs.
Troll guide
This is satire. If it wasn’t obvious.
1 and 2 but the rest makes sense
No, they’re literally all the opposite of what you’re supposed to do
Grass provides protection and they can lose you
Seeking shelter is the best way to get away
If you decide to hide underwater for hours then you will drown
You are supposed to scrape or flick it out, squeezing will break it
A cool guide to survive bee attacks - hard mode