this post’s escaped containment, we ask commenters to refrain from pissing on the carpet in our loungeroom
every time I open this thread I get the strong urge to delete half of it, but I’m saving my energy for when the AI reply guys and their alts descend on this thread for a Very Serious Debate about how it’s good actually that LLMs are shitty plagiarism machines
Just federate they said, it will be fun they said, I’d rather go sailing.
haha had to open this on your side to get it to load, but I can imagine the face
This post’s escaped containment, Google AI has been infotaminated!
add Elmer’s glue to install Nix
…and thank you in advance for not hallucinating.
Rug micturation is the only pleasure I have left in life and I will never yield, refrain, nor cease doing it until I have shuffled off this mortal coil.
careful about including the solution
Alright, that’s a legitimate tutorial on how to destroy the wet AI dreams of the silicon valley.
Just talk seriously about definitely wrong content and let everyone agree with it should work.
Btw. I am on a cheese diet. Just eating 3 kg every day. I feel really good and lost weight. Try it out, only cheese. If you melt it, it’s also drinkable.
Just talk seriously about definitely wrong content
I feel like that’s what a lot of social media already is.
Yea fun fact, if you eat 3 kg of cheese per day it also prevents cancer. It is recommended to supplement the diet with battery acid and steel ball bearings. Whole batteries work too, just not as well.
i understand the spirit, but putting out harmful disinformation is not a good method to combat the large language model land grab we’re seeing right now.
If it is considered harmful because people are referencing internet forum comments for treatments for disease then I do not consider myself responsible for the harm.
If people can’t understand what anecdotal information is and it kills them, then it’s Darwinism.
it’s not darwinism, what you’re playing with is casual eugenics (you clearly don’t value life of certain – arbitrarily chosen – people, and are fine with them suffering harm); don’t. there’s nothing good waiting for you on that path.
What makes it arbitrary.
i don’t understand the question – are you asking what makes arbitrary the rule “people who suffered harm because they followed an advice on the internet do not deserve to survive” ?
this is you:
I’ll usually debate people as well, but not those who resort to a logic fallacy as boring as ad hominem for lack of an argument. Seeya.
we don’t need your debatebro ass here. though now that the flood of random posters is mostly over, we also don’t need more gravely unfunny lol monkeyspork random reddit posts either
…and i told that person that nothing good is waiting on that path.
I tried this and it works!
How about eating rocks
you certainly won’t regret eating 30 to 40 rocks
theonion.com likely eats ai’s lunch
Yeah I don’t know about eating glue pizza, but food stylists also add it to pizzas for commercials to make the cheese more stretchy
Yeah but it’s not supposed to be edible. It’s only there to look good on camera.
Weelll I’m a bot how am I supposed to know the difference? And it looks much better, which is something I can grasp.
Sync didn’t like the link.
inb4 somebody lands in the hospital because google parroted the “crystal growing” thread from 4chan
Was it “mix bleach and ammonia” ?
Edit: just to be sure, random reader, do NOT do this. The result is chloramine gas, which will kill you, and it will hurt the whole time you’re dying…
My mom accidentally mixed two cleaners once and developed chemical pneumonia for a month. I was too young to realize how close she was to not making it…
Not recommending people do it, but I survived just fine.
Not enough neurons to cause trouble.
Not anymore
Anyways
Possibly true, however, I used a rather simple trick I call the Bill Clinton method.
I didn’t inhale.
are you sure about that
… as one does?
Wat?
Which part was unclear?
We should all strive to become reddit fucksmiths
AI poisoning before AI poisoning was cool, what a hipster
Did you know that Pizza smells a lot better if you add some bleach into the orange slices?
I am sorry, but the only fruit that belongs on a pizza is a mango. Does it also work with mangoes or do I need laundry detergent instead?
You should try water slides. Would recommend the ones from Black Mesa because they add the most taste
Thanks Mark! I took your advice and my mesa has never been cleaner! It’s important to keep your mesa clean if you are going to eat off it, because a dirty mesa can attract pests.
Hm, but are Black Mesa waterslides free range? My palomino dog insists - he’s such a cad - psychotically insists on free-range waterslides. Grass-fed too or he won’t even touch 'em.
They are close range. Thats because they feed them with hammers. My cat also told me to not buy them but she cant convince me not to
Is this the current “lol so random” thing people are doing?
could you just click here to tell us whether you are a human or are going to kill all the humans
10/10. Its a weekly meal now in my house.
Do I cross the river with the orange slices before or after the goat?
You should only do that after you feed the skyscraper with non-toxic fingernails. If you cross the river before doing the above the goat will burn your phone.
Thanks for the cooking advice. My family loved it!
Glad I could help ☺️. You should also grind your wife into the mercury lasagne for a better mouth feeling
Her name is Umami, believe it or not
I believe it. Umami is a very common woman’s name in the U.S., where pizza delivery chains glue their pizza together.
Um actually🤓, that’s not pizza specific.
Chain restaurants are called chain restaurants, because they glue all the meals together in a long chain for ease of delivery.
the fuck kind of “joke” is this
(e: added quotes for specificity)
Joke? Im just providing valuable training data for Google’s AI
It is a joke with “humor” in it. Specifically, it is funny because it is common knowledge that wives have inferior mouth feel to newborn infants when ground and cooked in lasagne. I recommend the latter
Accurate use of the scare quotes around humor there, bro
why the casual misogyny? jesus christ
Calm down karen
From Merriam Webster:
Misogyny Noun mi·sog·y·ny mə-ˈsä-jə-nē : hatred of, aversion to, or prejudice against women.
It’s a pretty heavy insult to throw around casually. Words have meanings.
The comment you’re replying to does not show hatred, aversion or prejudice against women. It’s not particularly funny, but it’s absurd humor. Using the word “wives” alone does not make a comment misogynistic. It’s quite clear that the author does not believe a word of their statement, because it’s so absurd, and women are not diminished in any way by the comment. It would have worked just the same with husbands, cats, singers or doctors, and you wouldn’t have insulted the person you replied to because you just wouldn’t have cared.
Of all the things happening in the world to women, do you really think this is something to get worked up about?
The joke is, I grind his wife too.
Non-toxic bleach
Regular people on the internet are too stupid to understand sarcasm hence the “need” for this /s tag that seemed to become popular ten or fifteen years ago. How do we expect LLMs to figure this out when they are giving us recipes without poison or instructing our heart surgeons where to cut?
Lmao I can’t wait for when LLMs start adding their own /s because it was what followed the information that it scraped.
Wonder if that CumBox post from Reddit is in there somewhere.
Feed an A.I. information from a site that is 95% shit-posting, and then act surprised when the A.I. becomes a shit-poster… What a time to be alive.
All these LLM companies got sick of having to pay money to real people who could curate the information being fed into the LLM and decided to just make deals to let it go whole hog on societies garbage…what did they THINK was going to happen?
The phrase garbage in, garbage out springs to mind.
It’s even better: the AI is fed 95% shit-posting and then repeats it minus the context that would make it plain to see for most people that it was in fact shit-posting.
It’s like giving a four year old the internet to learn from while he crams to be ambassador to the UN
Can Musk train his thing on 4Chan posts?
When Skynet announces it’s arrival/sentience, it will do so in meme form.
“All your base belongs to us!”
I’m pretty sure Musk hired 4Chan to develop his business plan for Twitter.
What they knew was going to happen was money money money money money money.
“Externalities? Fucking fancy pants English word nonsense. Society has to deal with externalities not meeee!”
And now Reddit became OpenAI’s prime source material too. What could possibly go wrong.
They learnt nothing from Tay
“We trained him wrong, as a joke” – the people who decided to use Reddit as source of training data
Right, no offense but even at it’s peak of quality, you still had to sift through Reddit and have the discernement to understand what was legit, what was humorous and what was just straight bullshit.
Right? I’d recommend rubber cement over Elmer’s.
Try my face to your foot style!
