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Even military aircraft aren’t safe when it’s Boeing :skull:
Hahahahahahahahahahshahhs
Wow. Is that 2 in as many days?
Alas. If NATO ever tries to take these things in to a shooting war the logistics train is going to collapse in a week.
the logistics train
Logistics what? Not in my murica
Don’t worry, we’ll carve tunnels that will fit exactly one car built with no tolerances
begging for the US military to start contracting elon musk for weapons development so more funny shit like this can happen
Unbreakable glass above the ejection seat.
ejection seat comes with a subscription
plane is flown with touch screen and it has drifting controls
makes plane bulky to look cooler but it ruins the thermodynamics
Countermeasures are a DLC that get’s fucked with every update.
imagining a pilot desperately trying to press ‘reschedule software update’ in the middle of a dogfight
Sidebar, should I watch She-Ra? How’s the politics?
politics are dumbish, very lib but its pretty gay which makes it cooler
read unjust depths instead
F35 stands for “Flies, 35 seconds”
Even Boeing crashes F-35…
white men can’t
jumpflyWhy are warplanes taking off from a civilian airport?
National Guard forces, refueling, transit.
Also that’s a pretty normal thing across the globe. It’s pretty expensive and wasteful to maintain dedicated military airbases in places you don’t need them, and there is absolutely no reason to not land them at a civilian airport to refuel or something similar.
takeoff
Well there’s your problem
Its okay boss, I could never land the plane when playing Top Gun either.
if the pilot survived they should be charged with whatever the fuck id be charged with if i went and set an entire hillside on fire
On the upside, he did destroy a F35.
The pilot ejected before and only got injured
This brave pilot can continue their fight against the threat of F35’s!
Sounds like littering, being a public nuisance, negligence, endangerment of everybody on that road, uhhhh idk probably a bunch of other shit i could come up with if i were a prosecutor
get em
Mission failed, we’ll get 'em next time.
Common USAF L
That hillside was clearly a CCP sympathizer brainwashed by TikTok. We need to put forward a new bill in congress named “Countering CCP Hillsides”.
“Please don’t tell the Houthis that this is why we don’t have healthcare.”
Aim for the tower 7 next time
