• fiercekitten@lemm.eeEnglish
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    10 个月前

    I want you to finish it. No one ever finishes it. I don’t even know the rest of the limerick because no one ever finishes it!

    • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      10 个月前

      There are a metric fuckton of limericks that start with that phrase. A common one is:

      There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
    He said with a grin
    As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."
    • Agrivar@lemmy.world
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      10 个月前

      As an actual man from Nantucket (though not that one) lemme fill you in:

       

      There once was a man from Nantucket,

      Whose dick was so long he could suck it.

      He said with a grin,

      As he wiped off his chin,

      “If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.”