Farting is an essential day to day activity. It helps maintain a healthy lifestyle and keeps bloating away. There are multiple types of farts, but the most common way to categorize them is by the loudness/stinkyness ratio. Essentially, the louder the fart, the less stinky (fully silent farts are the most nocive for surrounding victims). Farting can be enjoyed alone or can be turned into a group activity.
It’s also a beautiful form of art.
You left out the best part:
“While serving in the army, he told his fellow soldiers about his special ability, and repeated it for their amusement, sucking up water from a pan into his rectum and then projecting it up to several yards.”
I shall train hard to achieve this power
Few abilities will protect you from muggings as the ability to squirt substances from your ass on demand.
How can a man fart at will? Wont he run out of gases eventually? Or swallowing air does the trick? Also now I aapire to become a professional fartist too
Probably gets an air enema beforehand.
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