My real name is John Doe
Joe
Mama
I haven’t been given one.
Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau
Hillary Rodham Clinton
Inigo Montoya
Wenger from Wisconsin
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Ishtar, queen of heaven, goddess of war, love and fertility
Vladimir Ulyanov
I saw that someone went through and downvoted nearly every comment. Out of spite I upvoted each and every one of those, nullifying their efforts. Praxis!
That was probably our favorite Hoxhaist
A three letter agency employee has just learnt about the process of elimination.
(Athel for short)
ah, dangit, i didn’t scroll down enough to see if someone already made the same joke
Hey now, just because we’re communists doesn’t mean we can’t have a dozen different brands of the same joke.
My name is Inigo Montoya
My name is Xi, but seeing as communism is when no money, I will not be distributing any of the Xi bucks I owe you. Instead I will pay you back with the people’s love.
We were supposed to put fake names as our user names?
Mr. T. First name Mr. Middle name is that period. Last name T.