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The real election night winner was not Labour, but an elaborately feathered hat - if certain corners of social media are to be believed.
The hat in question - a majestic purple wide-brimmed number, adorned with fluffy ostrich feathers - belongs to the returning officer in Blyth.
The outfit also included a ruffled collar, prompting Austin Powers jokes from social media users.
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“When you’re a returning officer in Blyth at 11 and presiding over a Salem witch trial at midnight,” one X user quipped.
Ms Bridgeman told the BBC that as she does not have Twitter, she was unaware of the social media storm her hat had prompted.
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