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minus-squareEvilsandwichman [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-24 days agoCuttlefish motto: I have no hands and I must scream Gigantic eldritch horror (humans) reaches down and grabs cuttlefish: MMMMM, THIS’LL GO GREAT WITH SAAAUUUCE! EDIT: Just found this in the wild:
minus-squareFleur_@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down16·4 days agoEating dogs is morally good actually since pet dogs are a massive drain on the environment.
minus-squarebelastend@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·4 days agoEating Humans is morally good actually since humans are a massive drain on the environment.
minus-squarebelastend@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoGonna fire up the grill, do you wanna be the first steak?
minus-squarebelastend@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoNono, you’re not getting the first steak, you’ll be the first steak ^^
minus-squareFleur_@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoHaha aww thanks ☺️, I’m sure it’s reallyyy gooddd🤠 I’m vegan tho😋 haha
minus-squarenul9o9@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoThe solution would be to spay and nueter them if that were true.
minus-squareFleur_@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·4 days agoOnly a viable option for rich people’s dogs if they are willing to pay a carbon offset tax. Poor people dogs unfortunately have to be braised and sautéed.
Cuttlefish motto: I have no hands and I must scream
Gigantic eldritch horror (humans) reaches down and grabs cuttlefish: MMMMM, THIS’LL GO GREAT WITH SAAAUUUCE!
EDIT: Just found this in the wild:
Eating dogs is morally good actually since pet dogs are a massive drain on the environment.
Eating Humans is morally good actually since humans are a massive drain on the environment.
Yesss exactly!!
Gonna fire up the grill, do you wanna be the first steak?
Oh no, I’m vegan thanks
Nono, you’re not getting the first steak, you’ll be the first steak ^^
Haha aww thanks ☺️, I’m sure it’s reallyyy gooddd🤠 I’m vegan tho😋 haha
The solution would be to spay and nueter them if that were true.
Only a viable option for rich people’s dogs if they are willing to pay a carbon offset tax. Poor people dogs unfortunately have to be braised and sautéed.