cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17896937
Unless you skipped sex ed class, you probably have at least a basic understanding of how babies are made. An egg (ovum) needs to be fertilised by sperm during a precise window in the menstrual cycle for life to happen.
Sexual intercourse provides optimal conditions for reproduction. But that doesn’t mean that every pregnancy happens this way. There are also examples of women conceiving in extremely rare circumstances that you’d expect to be impossible.
Via anal sex
Via oral sex (and one very heated argument)
Splash pregnancies
Double pregnancy
These examples are of course extremely rare – so you probably don’t need to worry too much. But if you aren’t looking to get pregnant anytime soon, be sure to use contraception.
“It’s time we start trying less conventional ways of making a baby…”
“Like anal?!”
Or jizz on a knife and stab het in the abdomen.
Ovaries aren’t fused with the uterine ubes. Instead, the uterine tubes have tentacle like protrusions with cilia. Basically tiny tiny hairs that wiggle in a specific way. The body uses cilia to move stuff around. These protrusions’ function is to grab and transport the egg down the tube. When it fails, the fucker stays somewhere in the abdomen, and can result in an ectopic pregnancy.
The jizz knife should work, since the sperm can them migrate down the same tube towards the egg.