“Indecent exposure.” They lump you in with people who flash kids in public because you were drunk, had to piss and the bar was closed because it was 2 a.m.
I’ve often wondered how that ever came to be. My best guess is otherwise people would just use it as an excuse? “No officer, I wasn’t in the bushes pleasuring myself I was just going pee”
“Indecent exposure.” They lump you in with people who flash kids in public because you were drunk, had to piss and the bar was closed because it was 2 a.m.
I’ve often wondered how that ever came to be. My best guess is otherwise people would just use it as an excuse? “No officer, I wasn’t in the bushes pleasuring myself I was just going pee”
I’m thinking it’s mostly because cops are bastards.
Yeah, that does tend to be the answer doesn’t it